﻿<?xml version="1.0" encoding="utf-8"?><rss version="2.0"><channel><title>LyleLaMirah's Xanga</title><link>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/</link><description>Latest Xanga weblog from LyleLaMirah</description><language>en-us</language><ttl>60</ttl><image><title>The Weblog Community</title><url>http://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gif</url><link>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/</link></image><item><title>Two updates in one year</title><link>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/630398661/two-updates-in-one-year/</link><guid>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/630398661/two-updates-in-one-year/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 03 Dec 2007 20:02:22 GMT</pubDate><description>Not bad, huh?&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'm slowly but surely moving towards a state of existence I think I'm going to enjoy very much.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;How is everyone else doing? I doubt I'll get an answer.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I'm driving better than I used to, my photography has improved, blah-di-blah. &lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/630398661/two-updates-in-one-year/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Swangin' D's</title><link>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/625351334/swangin-ds/</link><guid>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/625351334/swangin-ds/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 05 Nov 2007 06:52:30 GMT</pubDate><description>Something I could never get the hang of is driving like my friends do at autocross. I have my style. I focus. I drive as hard as the car wants me to drive. I think it's a testament to my driving ability to have a car most people call "scary at the limit" like my Z06 at the limit through a number of corners.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;I've only spun the car once, and that was in a dry-&amp;gt;wet transition.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;God, I love driving though. Being out there and just going as fast as you and the car will let you, for all those seconds, not a thought in your head!! it's amazing.&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;&lt;br&gt;</description><comments>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/625351334/swangin-ds/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Monday, October 23, 2006</title><link>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/540420042/item/</link><guid>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/540420042/item/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 23 Oct 2006 05:11:27 GMT</pubDate><description>From one of those "you go girl!" chain letter jokes:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;i&gt;A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. Suddenly, the man realized that the next day he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00AM for an early morning business flight. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 5:00 AM." He left it where he knew she would find it. The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper said, "It is 5:00 AM. Wake up." &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests. God may have created man before woman, but there is always a rough draft before the masterpiece. &lt;/i&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Wow, score one for women, but I sat back and thought about it for a little while, and realized the woman who wrote this little joke neglected to mention what happened after:&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;b&gt;Then the man lost his job and the bitter wife couldn't bilk him out of any more money, they ended up getting divorced and she got half of nothing. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;He found a new job, built himself back up, and got a better, younger wife. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;She went on welfare, gained 200 lbs and died in her mid 50's, alone and covered in grease.&lt;/b&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Potato chip grease, for those missing the connective.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Seriously though. So the guy asks his wife to wake him up at 5 AM. She DOESN'T. Any guy who wants to get up early is doing it for something IMPORTANT, it's not like we just do it because we feel like it. Why would women feel so damn smug about the first story? Oh wow, she won the argument, she may have cost the guy his life and job. What the hell are you so proud of? Retarded.</description><comments>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/540420042/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Monday, July 17, 2006</title><link>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/509388455/item/</link><guid>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/509388455/item/</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jul 2006 23:16:42 GMT</pubDate><description>BreakManX2: my left foot is asleep&lt;BR&gt;BreakManX2: will you massage it and build the circulation back up for me?&lt;BR&gt;DAu928: my 3rd foot is asleep&lt;BR&gt;DAu928: will you massage it?&lt;BR&gt;BreakManX2: yes&lt;BR&gt;BreakManX2: counting from the left&lt;BR&gt;BreakManX2: 1 2 3&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;DAu928: i am going to put this converstaion onto my xanga to show the world how much of a homo you are&lt;BR&gt;BreakManX2: dude&lt;BR&gt;BreakManX2: your friends are such a minute subset of THE WORLD&lt;BR&gt;DAu928: danny = popular = the whole world knows me&lt;BR&gt;BreakManX2: if by the whole world you mean the kleenex distributor&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;DAu928: oh whups&lt;BR&gt;DAu928: you said foot&lt;BR&gt;DAu928: not leg&lt;BR&gt;BreakManX2: haha&lt;BR&gt;DAu928: well let me change that&lt;BR&gt;DAu928: hahha&lt;BR&gt;DAu928: nobody will know</description><comments>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/509388455/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>The Line Has Been Drawn</title><link>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/482012953/the-line-has-been-drawn/</link><guid>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/482012953/the-line-has-been-drawn/</guid><pubDate>Sun, 07 May 2006 17:00:24 GMT</pubDate><description>I think the hardest part of any race is figuring out the line. Mastering over and understeer through a corner is easy. It'll take you, at most, 20 minutes of continuous hard driving to get a decent feel for the car once you're experienced. Obviously this isn't mastery, but it's good enough to have a good time. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;After that, you need to learn the line. The "ultimate" line is different for every car and every driver, although it doesn't deviate too far from an ideal line. On this line, you have gone through corner A in such a manner to maximize your speed through it while still setting yourself up for corner B. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I have always had difficulty finding the line in autocross. I drive too frantically and forget about the most important part - the line. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Just like life. If you get too frantic and concentrate on the moment - you forget about where the ideal line has been drawn. I think I know now. Well, maybe not. Even if I stray from the line at one point, I can always get back on it and catch up.</description><comments>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/482012953/the-line-has-been-drawn/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Wednesday, March 29, 2006</title><link>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/464932676/item/</link><guid>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/464932676/item/</guid><pubDate>Wed, 29 Mar 2006 17:15:18 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;&lt;A href="http://elucidus.smugmug.com/gallery/1312513" target="_new"&gt;http://elucidus.smugmug.com/gallery/1312513&lt;/A&gt; &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Got myself a smugmug website. And I'm not too horrible at taking photos either, apparently. Expect more galleries to show up in the future.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/464932676/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, March 09, 2006</title><link>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/455075276/item/</link><guid>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/455075276/item/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 09 Mar 2006 15:32:02 GMT</pubDate><description>"Imagine how much fun we could have had over the last 20 years if we hadn't had to take care of him. We could have gone to Carmel once a week!"&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I haven't spent a single bonus on myself in the last 20 years..."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Way to start a Thursday.</description><comments>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/455075276/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, February 02, 2006</title><link>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/436555521/item/</link><guid>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/436555521/item/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2006 17:54:50 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;I can't forget about wanting to become a legend in my own time. &lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;I can't become a victim to the tides of complacency.&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/436555521/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Thursday, January 26, 2006</title><link>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/432699620/item/</link><guid>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/432699620/item/</guid><pubDate>Thu, 26 Jan 2006 15:24:15 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;*stretches*&lt;/P&gt;
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&lt;H4 class=itemTitle&gt;Four Things&lt;/H4&gt;Four jobs I’ve had:&lt;BR&gt;1. Software Engineer&lt;BR&gt;2. Research Assistant&lt;BR&gt;3. Medical Records (data entry)&lt;BR&gt;4. Rental car driver&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Four movies I can watch over and over:&lt;BR&gt;1. The Blues Brothers&lt;BR&gt;2. Gone In 60 Seconds&lt;BR&gt;3. Iron Monkey&lt;BR&gt;4. First Blood&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Four places I have lived: (prepare to be bored)&lt;BR&gt;1. San Jose, CA&lt;BR&gt;2. Cupertino, CA&lt;BR&gt;3. Los Altos, CA&lt;BR&gt;4. Sunnyvale, CA&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Four television shows I love to watch:&lt;BR&gt;1. The Simpsons&lt;BR&gt;2. Futurama&lt;BR&gt;3. That 70's Show&lt;BR&gt;4. Smallville&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Four places I have been on vacation:&lt;BR&gt;1. Lake Almanor, CA&lt;BR&gt;2. Lake Tahoe, NV&lt;BR&gt;3. Monterey, CA&lt;BR&gt;4. uh...&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Four of my favourite dishes:&lt;BR&gt;1. Cheese pizza&lt;BR&gt;2. Beef teriyaki&lt;BR&gt;3. Tacos&lt;BR&gt;4. Angel hair pasta&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Four websites I visit daily:&lt;BR&gt;1. &lt;A href="http://www.corvetteforum.com" target=_new&gt;www.corvetteforum.com&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;2. &lt;A href="http://www.nuklearpower.com" target=_new&gt;www.nuklearpower.com&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;3. &lt;A href="http://www.wellsfargo.com" target=_new&gt;www.wellsfargo.com&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;4. &lt;A href="http://www.yahoo.com" target=_new&gt;www.yahoo.com&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Four places I would rather be right now:&lt;BR&gt;1. CV&lt;BR&gt;2. Lake Almanor&lt;BR&gt;3. Laguna Seca&lt;BR&gt;4. Driver's seat&lt;BR&gt;&lt;BR&gt;Four bloggers I am tagging to do this quiz:&lt;BR&gt;1. &lt;A href="http://www.xanga.com/mimming" target=_new&gt;Mimming&lt;/A&gt;&amp;nbsp;(consider yourself double-tagged)&lt;BR&gt;2. &lt;A href="http://www.xanga.com/blogNumber992005" target=_new&gt;Wendy&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;3. &lt;A href="http://www.xanga.com/MrAction" target=_new&gt;Alex&lt;/A&gt;&lt;BR&gt;4. &lt;A href="http://www.xanga.com/Dartan" target=_new&gt;Brian&lt;/A&gt;&lt;/TD&gt;&lt;/TR&gt;&lt;/TBODY&gt;&lt;/TABLE&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/432699620/item/#firstcomment</comments></item><item><title>Friday, January 20, 2006</title><link>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/429159796/item/</link><guid>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/429159796/item/</guid><pubDate>Fri, 20 Jan 2006 07:33:03 GMT</pubDate><description>&lt;P&gt;This song I'm listening to right now rocks.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;This guitar beat... it's so subdued, and yet... so intense. That's how I want to live my life.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;"I'm there. You know it. I don't seem to care, and yet, everything I do has the air of professionalism that only someone completely and one-hundred percent devoted to the moment could have."&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;Sort of like military martial arts. Every move has a purpose, the purpose is achieved quickly, no energy is wasted.&lt;/P&gt;
&lt;P&gt;And yet, every day I waste energy on so much stuff that doesn't even matter.&lt;/P&gt;
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&lt;P&gt;GET BACK IN THE GAME, STUPID! &lt;IMG height=15 src="http://www.xanga.com/Images/silly.gif" width=15&gt;&lt;/P&gt;</description><comments>http://lylelamirah.xanga.com/429159796/item/#firstcomment</comments></item></channel></rss>